Meet our next championship contenders — a squad unlike any you’ve ever rooted for.

Philly looks pretty damn great all done up in green.

No matter the score, Philly’s coming out a winner.

Rose: Nah, she was 16.

It involves Shamrock Shakes.

And that’s not even the biggest promotion here.

It’s a move to free up cap space.

His foot injury is not yet fully healed.

Baseball is back!

The fans booed them anyway.

Take that, Roger Goodell.

It’s in January of next year.

He’ll do a Q&A on November 15th.

Do not buy these.

“The people are so friendly,” Mike McFeely says.